SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF SOUTH PORTLAND
THE CLEAR SKIES ORDINANCE ISN'T ABOUT CLEAR SKIES. IT'S NOT ABOUT SAVING
POLAR BEARS, SAVING THE WORLD OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT. IT'S ABOUT
US--THE COMMISARS FOR THE SRSP COMMISARIAT. THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S ABOUT US
AND OUR WILL. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE LITTLE PEOPLE, THE BURGEOISIE. WE
HAVE TO USE THEM TO ISSUE OUR EXECUTIVE DECREES AND TO AGITATE, BUT
THEY ARE NOT ENLIGHTENED BEINGS LIKE US. OTHERWIZE IT WOULD BE THEM
SITTING IN OUR SEATS.  THE REAL AGENDA IS TO BRING DOWN CAPITALISM AND
REPLACE IT WITH A COMMISARIAT OF ENLIGHTED SOCIALIST ELITES. WE START
HERE TODAY WITH THE SOCIALIST REBUBLIC OF SOUTH PORTLAND BUT
TOMORROW WHEN WE HAVE BROKEN THE BACK OF THE BURGEOISE ECONOMY,
WHO KNOWS WHAT HEIGHTS WE WILL ASCEND? WE ARE LOOKING FOR THE
ULITIMATE OPPORTUNITY IN ORDER TO SPREAD OUR CREED WHICH IS A DUMBED
DOWN PROPLETARIAT EASILY CONTROLED BY US AND THE TRIUMPH OF WORLD
WIDE SOCIALISM!