WELCOME TO THE SOCIALIST
REPUBLIC OF SOUTH PORTLAND. WE
ARE A COMMIE FRIENDLY CITY. RIGHT
NOW WE ARE SPENDING MILLIONS TO
LAWYERS IN OUR EFFORTS TO
DESTROY CAPITALISM. THE GOOD
COMRADE CITIZENS OF SOUTH
PORTLAND DON'T MIND. LONG LIVE
THE REVOLUTION!
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COMMISAR AT LARGE OF
THE SRSP COMMISARI
AT,
TOM
FLAKE
HIPPIE WOMEN OF SOUTH
PORTLAND UNITE!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THOSE
CANADIANS ANYWAY? TRYING TO GIVE
US FREE OIL? SOMEONE NEEDS TO
EXPLAIN TO THEM THAT'S NOT OUR
PLAN. THE PLAN IS FOR THE CAPITALIST
USA TO BE FORCED TO BE DEPENDENT
FOR THEIR OIL FROM THEIR ENEMIES IN
THE MIDDLE EAST. THEY PRINT UP
MONEY FROM THE PRINTING PRESS,
DEBASE THEIR CURRENCY AND BINGO,
OUR GOAL IS ACHIEVED!--THE
BANKRUPTSY AND COLLAPSE OF
YANKEE IMPERIALIST CAPITALISM!
WASTING TRILLIONS ON POINTLESS
MIDDLE EAST WARS IS ALSO PART OF
THE PLAN. WE, THE COMMISARS OF
THE SRSP WANT TO DO OUR PART IN
BRINGING DOWN THE PETTY
BURGEOISE! --DOWN INTO POVERTY
AND DESPAIR! WE WANT OUR
WORKER'S REVOLUTION. WILL
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO
THE CANADIANS! THOSE GOODIE
GOODIE DUDLEY DORIGHTS ARE
TRYING TO RUIN OUR PLAN! LONG LIVE
THE REVOLUTION!