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WE AT THE THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF SOUTH PORTLAND
THOUGHT A CONTACT PAGE WOULD BE USEFUL. THEN WE
CHANGED OUR MINDS. WE DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT YOU
THINK--NOT OUR FRIENDS, NOT THE PETTY BURGEOISE OF
SOUTH PORTLAND. WE ONLY CARE WHAT WE THINK. THAT'S
WHY WE RIGGED THE SYSTEM. WHEN THE BURGEOISE OF
SOUTH PORTLAND VOTED AGAINST THE SO CALLED
WATERFRONT PROTECTION ORDINANCE, WE SPRUNG
IMMEDIATELY INTO ACTION TO USURP THE WILL OF THE
BURGEOISE WITH A NEW ORDINANCE BASED ON THE FALSE
PREMISE THAT THERE WAS SOME THREAT TO THE AIR OF
SOUTH PORTLAND, WHICH OF COURSE, IS ABSURD. BUT IT
SET A FIRE UNDER A BUNCH OF FRIGHTENED OLD LADIES AND
SCRAWNY LEFTIST AGITATORS. SO WE CREATED A LIE AND
WERE OFF TO THE RACES. WE RAMRODED THIS THROUGH
OUR COMMISARIAT COMMITTEE AND GOT OUR WAY. SO TO
HELL WITH ALL OF YOU AND WHAT YOU THINK! DON'T BOTHER
TO CONTACT US ONLY UNLESS YOU WANT TO AGREE WITH
US!